This year’s local fests were just okay. The music wasn’t great, the beer selection was only okay, and the food was a little too sweet. I guess I should have expected it since the majority of them are sponsored by the few large corporations who provide the beer and various other items, but we’re talking about a $2 tax on every pint sold, not a small donation. And it’s not as though these events don’t have the resources to pay for the beer and other items they sell, so why not just make it official?

As a child, I was taught to believe that I was the only one who ever had “sour titties”. When I got older, I was taught not to talk about it, and it went away. Then I moved away from home, where I was never taught to talk about it again. It came back as an adult. I was taught to be embarrassed by it, and to not believe anyone else has ever had it, and now I have it.

Time to watch TITS again, yay! Highly trichomized TITS have entered the cannabis world. This season you’ll find all kinds of breasts – blue breasts, purple breasts, alien breasts….. like in Total Recall! Today we look at the sour TITS I received from Select Co-Op, a new gift delivery service out of Washington.

  • www.selectco-op.com
  • Delivery and collection
  • Sunday-Thursday 10am to 7pm
  • Mon-Sat 10-10 am
  • Actual purchase: digital subscription

Feature

Okay, okay, we’re not going to force the big picture like we did last time. So wipe that smile off your face! We will take these acidic TICs seriously!

Select Co-Op Sour TITS have a deliciously sour taste that bursts right out of the bag. The buds are compact but easy to crush, of good consistency, a little dry. The dark green buds are wrapped in an elegant, sparkling coat of visible trichomes and orange hairs that will be a sensation on the Parisian catwalks this season.

I’ve smoked a few joints of Sour TITS, one last night and another during the day, but it’s pretty potent. I don’t want to turn it back on when it goes out, or I just forget. The smoke didn’t transfer to the taste. A little annoying, but it can be fixed.

Effects

Acid breasts are great. I was in my own happy daze all day, bouncing around quietly and not caring about anything in the world. But it’s probably not the best choice if you need your brain to actually do something.

It is very entertaining to the mind, but in a way that suits the day. Last night I couldn’t concentrate on watching TV and my mind wandered all day, so I came up with my own team of monsters for sale in the form of a cartoon series:

I have Schrödinger’s cat, a minitaur, a devil (Jersey) and a wyvern who hates being called dragon. My favorite is Share Bear, a broken evil toy who loves to share his knife collection with new friends! I made up a few rules here:

Let’s say hello, Kolya!
I love you for so many balls!
Your corpse and I will be best friends!

Look me in the eye and tell me you don’t want to see that! Villains? I have them too! Netflix, Prime, Hulu, one of you needs to stream this series. Speaking of which…

Approved Gentleman

The Sour TITS from Select Co-Op had a fantastic aroma, and while the smoke wasn’t as smooth as I would have liked, the flower is definitely strong. I’ve been worrying a lot lately, and it was good to relax.

That’s a good start! I can’t wait to see what Select Co-Op comes up with.

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